The Frozen Pensioner

We wanted to livestream us freezing a real life pensioner.
But the ASA wouldn’t let us. 
So we made do with an ice sculpture.
Of a real life pensioner, called Rob. 
Yes, it got coverage. And did a lot of good.
And yes, the government even ended up scrapping The Winter Fuel Payment cuts. 
But just imagine the ROI on our original idea.